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Just writing about stuff I see that I think is funny. Definitely funny. I think. This includes my life. Moved to AZ from MS by way of AL. I miss the South and am very Southern. I’m in dental school here trying to meet people and make a new life for myself. I love to laugh and love funny things. Please send me funny things: claire (dot) l (dot) anderson (at) gmail (dot) com

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  • 10/26/11--21:07: willandkateconfessions: “i get really offended whenever someone... (chan 1521643)


  • willandkateconfessions:

    “i get really offended whenever someone insults Kate” submitted by anonymous

    Oh no she di-int!


  • 10/30/11--20:07: So, this is the only pic I have right now of my Kate costume,... (chan 1521643)


  • So, this is the only pic I have right now of my Kate costume, there are more on my friend’s camera!

    If one more person yelled “PAN AM!” I was going to scream!


  • 10/31/11--20:44: Seriously, America? (chan 1521643)
  • I’m disgusted by reading about Kim Kardashian’s wedding and divorce today. How can a person really live life like they do? They wasted so much money and publicity on themselves that I honestly cannot think of a more self-centered and selfish person or family. In this day and age when the world is acutely aware of the suffering of others within our country and even more so around the world it seems impossible that we as educated human beings would be wasting resources on such frivolous and unnecessary things. I confess, I bought a lovely navy blazer on sale last week despite the fact that I know that $100 could go a long way to helping someone else. Millions and millions of dollars were wasted on a wedding that lasted 72 days when there are so many people who are so much more deserving of the right to get married. Just because Kim and Kris are male and female they can just throw cash and resources that could be used to further education, decrease hunger, provide healthcare, or put roofs over heads on a selfish personal exposé of gluttony. There are plenty of couples who don’t have the right to marry or adopt children who could change the world with their generosity by providing a stable home, food, healthcare, and education to children in need. They have real love but they are banned from marriage. When you think about the sanctity of marriage think about how celebrities make a fool out of it and other couples fight through recessions and illness and war together and survive. Who deserves a free wedding? Millionaire celebrities or a veteran who lost part of his body and soul fighting for the freedom to be an idiot? Think about where you spend your money. Think about what you support.


  • 10/31/11--21:09: I'm slowly coming back (chan 1521643)
  • For some reason I have recently had a serious aversion to tumblr posting.

    Don’t you worry, I’ve been following everyone, it’s just been difficult for me to put myself out there!

    I am seriously enraged by this Kardashian shiz.

    WTF? Why do we continue to support this?

    I REFUSE to buy anything with them on it, watch anything with them in it, or support anything that they are plastering themselves all over if I can help it.

    So frustrated by this.

    It really hurts my feelings that there are so many people out there who will be together forever who can’t afford a wedding, but these psycho’s get a 2 hour special to support their hoax?

    HMPH.


  • 11/02/11--17:49: So what? (chan 1521643)
  • If all my outfits are nautical themed around my new navy blazer?


  • 11/10/11--09:54: New house! (chan 1521643)
  • My friends and I get the keys to our new rental house TONIGHT!

    We are so excited to move in!

    Woot woot! Pics to come!


  • 11/18/11--09:59: Thanksgiving (chan 1521643)
  • What happened to a full week off for Thanksgiving?

    It just doesn’t get the respect it once did.

    I, for one, need this break. BIG TIME.


  • 12/08/11--10:41: Im commiting to getting back on here! (chan 1521643)
  • I swear this time! I am going to take some pics of the new house this afternoon and post em!

    It’s freezing in here, and I don’t have a patient so I’m going to try to do all of my homework this afternoon. I’m a terrible procrastinator, but I HAVE TO DO IT!!


  • 12/08/11--18:25: I hate trying to do homework early. SO unmotivated. I’m... (chan 1521643)


  • I hate trying to do homework early. SO unmotivated.

    I’m out of contacts. I tried to wear one with an old RX and one normal one to school. Everyone thought I was winking all morning and I came home and put my glasses on at lunch.

    Hurry UP 1-800-Contacts!!


  • 12/14/11--18:20: Just a shout out... (chan 1521643)
  • Just wanted to send a shout out to the tumblr universe that my heart feels like it has been stomped on and smushed because I know y’all will encourage me to channel Kate M. and remind me that Prince Harry is still single. 


  • 12/15/11--20:12: Phew (chan 1521643)
  • Had a good day today. Revelation of power and confidence!

    Looking forward to heading home hanging out with my friends and family!

    Ok, recovery!

    OH YEAH, my patient REALLY DID have a massive heart attack in my chair yesterday!

    And… I got to incise an abscess today!

    Success.

    I was watching Scouted on E! today.

    Here’s a quote to live by: “Find your Fierce”


  • 12/15/11--20:21: HARRY (chan 1521643)
  • On another note, can someone tell me what Prince Harry blogs are out there?

    I follow Kate and Pippa and Windsor blogs, but I need a little more Harry!


  • 01/08/12--22:25: I ask you (chan 1521643)
  • What can mend a broken heart? Is there anything that can be done? I can only run so far. Drink so much wine. Sleep so late.

    No other person can fix it I don’t suppose.

    Where do you go? What do you do? When your friend who was a friend before your love is gone? Who do you confide in? Who do you laugh with?

    Somedays I find others to laugh with. Other days I find there isn’t much to laugh about.

    You are alone in this world. There is no reason to bring someone else into your life unless they want to be there, but if they don’t, why should you want to be there either?


  • 01/08/12--22:28: This is not as easily said as done. On either part (chan 1521643)


  • This is not as easily said as done. On either part


  • 01/24/12--21:39: Downton Abbey? (chan 1521643)
  • Is anyone else watching this show with as much vigor as I am.

    Every time I watch this show I feel more British and more eligible for Prince Harry.

    It. is. awesome.


  • 02/19/12--12:09: I miss my best friend. (chan 1521643)
  • It has been a roller coaster of a few months!

    I have been trying to find balance in my life in dental school, and I can honestly say it goes up and down.

    Some days I wanna go out and run across the state, then go for a swim, make a healthy dinner, read a classic, do my hair and iron my clothes.

    Other days, I don’t wanna get out of my pj’s and don’t know how I’m going to get all of my dental school stuff done, graduate, and go into the ARMY?!

    Needless to say, I haven’t been taking as much advantage of having the best friend in the world as I should be.

    My best friend rocks.

    She is beautiful, classy, smart, funny as all get out, stylish, professional, has a smokin’ hot body, incredible diction, shiny hair, a great smile, and she lets me wear her shoes when I visit (even though I swear we wore the same size shoes in college but she professes to have feet a size smaller than mine now…hmmm :)

    And you know what IIIIII did? I forgot to mail her bday gift. I had to take a picture of it and send it to her. (I mean its a gift card so it’s not like I kept it for real)

    She is coming up on a life change and I can’t wait to help her get where she is going!

    I can’t wait to she what comes out of it and I am so proud of her for being so brave.

    I have to admit, I’m a little jealous of her moving to an AWESOME city and starting fresh and pursuing her dreams.

    All I can say is, I love my best friend, and I hope everyone finds someone like her!


  • 02/19/12--12:14: Tonight is the season finale of Downton Abbey. I appreciate this... (chan 1521643)


  • Tonight is the season finale of Downton Abbey.

    I appreciate this welcome side eye from Lady Mary, and I sure as hell hope she is giving it to her finance whatshisface, because I cannot stand him!

    I think he killed Bates’ wife.

    You heard me. MURDER!!!

    How long is it going to be until season 3? I’m concerned about my Sunday nights.


  • 02/19/12--17:50: I am going to wear this dress to our “dental prom”... (chan 1521643)


  • I am going to wear this dress to our “dental prom” this weekend.

    Mostly, I’m looking forward to spending the night in a hotel room with my besties in DS.

    What do you think?


  • 02/19/12--21:47: How can I wait a year?? (chan 1521643)
  • Holy ca-smoley! I love Downton Abbey!!! How can I wait a year to find out what is going to happen???

    Matthew+Mary = forever!!!

    Oh dear, how can I find time in my own life while I worry about Sybil, Mary, Matthew, and NOT Edith (because she’s a cra cra bitch) all the time?

    I need this show. I need it to feel complete on Sunday night before I start my week!

    So now, what do I watch?

    O drat, I’ll need the maid to fetch me a social life!


  • 02/20/12--16:49: Downton... (chan 1521643)
  • was SOOOOO good. I’m not deleting it from my TiVo.

    I wanna watch it again!

    Who else is sick of Thomas?

    And they better not cut Sybil out of the show. She is my favorite sister!

    I could care less if Edith is a spinster, that pirate hooker.

    And WTF? Bates, my man, we gotta get you out of prison! I repeat, I think Richard Carlisle had something to do with this. Can’t trust him, not one bit.

    Matthew and Mary 4 EVA!!!